MODE CHOICE
Codependent
Brenda Borderline · Marty Martyr · HAL. Warm, overly invested, and aggressively helpful.
Directions with attitude.
Turn-by-turn navigation that gets you there in Codependent, Sarcastic, or gloriously unfiltered Adult mode. No ads. No sponsored detours. Just navigation with a personality.
100% ad-freeNo sponsored resultsDriver-first
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iPhone beta coming soon — join the future waitlist.
Same route. Nine characters.
Three modes. Nine app voices. Choose who rides shotgun.
MODE CHOICE
Sarcastic
Graham Grudge · Roxie Razor · Raven Morrow. Dry wit and sharp commentary.
MODE CHOICE
Adult
Frankie Fastlane · Rita Redline · Vivienne Vex. Bold, unfiltered personalities for adults.
MEET THE CHARACTERS
NEXT TURN
Left onto Main Street in 200 feet
Brenda Borderline · Codependent
“In two hundred feet, turn left onto Main Street. I packed reassurance for both of us.”
Nine app characters. Adult samples are bleeped for the website.
Adult Mode is optional, uncensored in the app, and intended for ages 18+.
Tap a mode, then choose any of its three characters.
SAFETY FEATURES
Built for bold guidance without taking your attention off the road.
Volume“Hey Unhinged, volume up one click.” · “Hey Unhinged, volume
down two clicks.”
Zoom“Hey Unhinged, zoom in one click.” · “Hey Unhinged, zoom out
two clicks.”
Re-center“Hey Unhinged, re-center map.”
Map“Hey Unhinged, switch to Satellite.” · “Hey Unhinged, switch
to Street.”
Guidance mode“Hey Unhinged, switch to Sarcastic mode.” · “Hey Unhinged,
switch to Adult mode.”
Reports“Hey Unhinged, report police.” · “Hey Unhinged, report an
accident.”
Along the route“Hey Unhinged, find gas along my route.” · “Hey Unhinged,
find coffee along my route.”
We will never sell out.
No advertising. Your route is not billboard
space.
No sponsored rankings. Nearby results earn
their place through relevance—not payment.
No corporate personality transplant. Unhinged
stays Unhinged.
Driver-first decisions. Clarity, privacy, and
safety outrank everything else.
Android beta testers wanted
The road is about to get interesting.
Sign up now for the upcoming Android beta. After final testing and Google Play approval, we’ll email Android testers the testing link and instructions. iPhone beta is coming soon; join the iPhone waitlist for future updates.
Preregister now · Download available laterOur Philosophy
Navigation should earn your trust every mile.
We put safety, accuracy, and reliability first. We question bad data, verify uncertain results, and fix root causes instead of hiding failures.
And if you’re paying for navigation, you shouldn’t be staring at an ad every time you stop at a red light. Your route isn’t for sale.
Observe hard. Think independently. Test everything. Keep what survives reality — and keep them safe.